Even John Mayer Shits
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 amanda8501 |
Even John Mayer Shits |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 1751 (09/17/07 9:31 PM) super scary student |
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Posts: 0 (09/17/07 9:33 PM) |
Haha you take our AIM conversation and make a thread of it.
I FEEL SPECIAL! No jokes about the term "special," thanks. The convo came in the context of talking about how we've both met John. We both agree he's just a normal guy. Amanda goes: he poops To which I reply: new book title, "Even John Mayer Takes A Shit" Ahh good times. |
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kissyfitt |
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Posts: 685 (09/17/07 11:24 PM) ~*~*Princess Sparkle*~*~ |
John Mayer picks his ear wax and inspects it, just like you. He's even impressed when he gets a sizable chunk.
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Babs |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 3928 (09/18/07 12:26 AM) come homo!
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Not only does he inspect it, but I bet he smells it. Ewwwwww.
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misschriss777 |
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I'll post circles around you, chump.
Posts: 474 (09/18/07 4:37 AM) Ali's Aussie girl crush. |
except on the bus. NO ONE does number 2's on the bus!!!!
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HottlipsGret |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 1788 (09/18/07 11:59 PM) I like a lot of lube. |
you can't poo on the bus. there is no tp.
I bet he flicks boogers out his window while driving too.  |
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darlingnikki8 |
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I've been around the block a time or two.
Posts: 38 (10/10/07 3:37 PM) I've been around the block a time or two. |
...but does he vomit? I mean from alcohol. One interview he said he never has, another earlier one says he has.
Even the best of us can get alcohol poisoning occasionally. Did he vomit and say he hasn't? Did he say he had when he hadn't? I want to know. It's a tiny detail to fib. Integrity, here. The media is not completely for manipulation...   http://p092.ezboard.com/bpepperland6611
* http://p071.ezboard.com/biaminrepair |
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laney895 |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 794 (02/25/08 2:54 AM) Journalist Extraordinare |
John evidently enjoys 2girls1cup as well...
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alibubbalicious |
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Posts: 9638 (02/25/08 3:33 AM) I'm the boss, bitches. |
Oh jeez, Micah, that's a super old video. Haha.
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laney895 |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 795 (02/25/08 10:54 AM) Journalist Extraordinare |
I hadn't seen it. I got addicted to youtube last night and discovered it.
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alibubbalicious |
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Posts: 9641 (02/25/08 2:55 PM) I'm the boss, bitches. |
Ha. Youtube will suck your ass in for hours, won't it? Have you seen the original?
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laney895 |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 797 (02/25/08 7:36 PM) Journalist Extraordinare |
Unfortunately, yes.
- Micah
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misschriss777 |
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I'll post circles around you, chump.
Posts: 473 (02/26/08 7:55 PM) Ali's Aussie girl crush. |
I think the 2 girls 1 cup reaction videos on youtube are hilarious!
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alibubbalicious |
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Posts: 9653 (02/27/08 2:03 AM) I'm the boss, bitches. |
The reaction vides are fucking hilarious. I wish Andy had filmed me when I watched for the first time. Haha.
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mklovesdanger |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 1247 (09/07/16 3:04 PM) panda stalker |
And you know what he shits out of?
http://shivermeshutters.mayercraftcarrier.com/uploads/mayercraftcarrier/entry_file/file452.JPG Bahahahhahahhaa I think this picture is more scarring than the ones from the front. 
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Jeweldarlene |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 3375 (03/02/08 5:45 PM) Mexican Mafia Sweetheart |
That pictures has permanently damaged some of my brain cells, I just know it.
 "The watch is a lot easier to get off and on than a wedding ring." John Mayer, In Style Magazine, Aug. 2006. |
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roxychick1 |
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I'm badass? I'm badass!!
Posts: 133 (03/02/08 5:57 PM) Professional Drink Tosser |
and... could it have been posted any bigger? His cheeks practically take up the entire screen on my macbook-- EEK!
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rose2824 |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 584 (03/03/08 5:15 PM) Viscious Whore |
Interesting. I fortunately hadn't seen that picture until now. I saw the front views. Those I could somewhat handle. But this one.. good god. wtf. w-t-f.
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brookeashley |
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I'm badass? I'm badass!!
Posts: 121 (03/03/08 8:05 PM) Resident BITCH |
I am scarred for life.
Thanks. Thanks a lot. |
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brookeashley |
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I'm badass? I'm badass!!
Posts: 122 (03/03/08 8:06 PM) Resident BITCH |
Oh, and where's that flat butt he always claimed he had? I could bounce quarters off that shit.
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mklovesdanger |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 1250 (03/04/08 1:35 AM) panda stalker |
Bahahahhahaha, hey if I had to see it, YOU ALL HAD TO SUFFER WITH ME!!!
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