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I'm badass? I'm badass!!
Posts: 125 (03/07/08 9:00 PM) Resident BITCH |
No one saved the ex-girlfriend lyric blog thingy?
Also, why does everyone assume that it's about Jessica Simpson? Didn't he date someone after her? And that is only people we've seen recently. It could be about anyone, famous or not.
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 Jeweldarlene |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 3405 (03/08/08 8:49 PM) Mexican Mafia Sweetheart |
 "The watch is a lot easier to get off and on than a wedding ring." John Mayer, In Style Magazine, Aug. 2006. |
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mklovesdanger |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 1316 (03/27/08 7:59 PM) panda stalker |
new blogs in both places.
main site blog is good. baseball blog on honeyee is both hilarious and makes me want to throttle someone for giving him those seats. 
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jadertater |
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I've been around the block a time or two.
Posts: 24 (03/29/08 12:54 AM) I've been around the block a time or two. |
yeah, that was good. and yeah, i wish i could have those kind of seats to watch the Cards play!
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HermieIsHawt |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 605 (04/02/08 11:47 PM) Call me Junior. |
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narfkateer |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 1611 (04/03/08 12:11 AM) Princess Kelly |
Um, I'm kind of having a crisis right now, haha.
Perez Hilton? SERIOUSLY? If you're gonna go gay you could definitely find someone better. Or at least someone that isn't as, I dunno, cheap? Borderline sleezy? Not a fucking celebrity blogger? I adore Perez's site because it's trashy, but still... oh, Mayer. I'm gonna take so much shit for this from my friends. Christ.
Princess Kelly
Pimp say: "So yes, kids, I was hand raped by Gavin Degraw." Does the desk exist? Or is it a bus?" --Mr. Beckman |
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nmjmfan |
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I'm badass? I'm badass!!
Posts: 96 (04/03/08 1:51 AM) badass racer |
Perez is off his bleedin' rocker!!! Oh well. At least it will sell records.... The Perez blog reads like an angry middle schooler.
- Matt
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mklovesdanger |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 1338 (04/03/08 4:39 AM) panda stalker |
I almost just died laughing. Seriously. If this is an elaborate late April Fools, then even better. But this is so freaking funny I don't even know what to
do with myself right now.
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narfkateer |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 1619 (04/03/08 11:31 AM) Princess Kelly |
HAHA! It DOES read like an angry middle schooler! It's like schoolscandals.com, bahaha!
Princess Kelly
Pimp say: "So yes, kids, I was hand raped by Gavin Degraw." Does the desk exist? Or is it a bus?" --Mr. Beckman |
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Nessa Borealis |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 864 (04/03/08 2:12 PM) Decidedly Chipper Bitch |
Mayer looks so friggin' altered in the NYE pic. So Perez is middle-school, and JM's definitely Saturday-night frat boy headed for a blackout.
Lemme get a waaaaaaaaaaughhh!
Love soon, Nessa |
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lookieherecookie |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 2241 (04/03/08 6:06 PM) My muff is super cozy.
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I kinda love it.
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HermieIsHawt |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 606 (04/03/08 6:20 PM) Call me Junior. |
yeah, mer, i have to say, my first thought was elaborate april fool's. it would be SO funny if it all ended up to be RY's idea.
either way, who give a crap. people do stupid things when they're drunk. it's not like they had sex or anything. (i could have said that it a number of much raunchier ways...) um, yeah. either way, funny. 'cause mayer didn't really do anything wrong... Allie |
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nmjmfan |
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I'm badass? I'm badass!!
Posts: 97 (04/03/08 6:49 PM) badass racer |
I did see JM for the first time playing a show at a Kappa Alpha house at Oklahoma University... so the drunken college night theme is not that far off...
- Matt
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lookieherecookie |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 2246 (04/03/08 6:51 PM) My muff is super cozy.
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Exactly Allie, who hasn't kissed something they regret when drunk. I've kissed a parking meter while under the influence. I like to think that's
better taste than Perez, but maybe I'm a snob.
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roxychick1 |
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I'm badass? I'm badass!!
Posts: 152 (04/03/08 8:33 PM) Professional Drink Tosser |
Hahahaha. If Mayer's bi, then so be it, big deal. But seriously, he could get some hotter ass than that fat fuck Perez Hilton.
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Nessa Borealis |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 870 (04/03/08 9:06 PM) Decidedly Chipper Bitch |
I think a parking meter would taste better than Perez, actually.
This whole thing's such a tempest in a chubby overexposed steaming teapot. Love soon, Nessberta who indeed has kissed something she regrets while drunk |
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JenniferPublic |
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Fathead is my bitch.
Posts: 2991 (04/04/08 1:52 PM) Jimper Jiffer |
Now Perez is saying he took a lie detector test with Us Weekly. Gee, I bet that wasn't fixed...
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Posts: 2546 (04/06/08 9:55 PM) Assistant to da Boss |
i love checking out perez' site, but he's overall a cruel person who shits on people for doing normal things...picking their nose, gaining weight etc.
i hate how he craps on rumer willis. ok the girl is not super pretty, but she didn't pick the genes she got. perez is icky so he's one to talk.
it's hard to believe that mayer would make out with perez. ew.
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Posts: 10310 (04/06/08 10:09 PM) I'm the boss, bitches. |
Ok, I admittedly don't follow John's blogging and only read Perez when I'm super bored, but why exactly does everybody think this is true?
That's what I don't understand. This is so clearly bullshit it's not even funny.
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Posts: 394 (04/07/08 3:48 PM) ~*~*Princess Sparkle*~*~ |
^ Totally. This has "Pop Fiction" written all over it.
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